Stamp = new Date();
today = new Date();
var Month;
var holidaytest;
var holidaygreeting;
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 2) && (Stamp.getDate() == 14)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Happy Valentine's Day";
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 3) && (Stamp.getDate() == 14)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Happy St. Patrick's Day!";
}
var currentDate = new Date();
var x = currentDate;
currentDate.setTime(currentDate.getTime() + (currentDate.getTimezoneOffset()*60000));
var blueMoonDate = new Date(96, 1, 3, 16, 15, 0);
var lunarPeriod = 29*(24*3600*1000) + 12*(3600*1000) + 44.05*(60*1000);
var moonPhaseTime = (currentDate.getTime() - blueMoonDate.getTime()) % lunarPeriod;
var time = Math.round((lunarPeriod-moonPhaseTime)/(24*3600*1000));
if ((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 3) {
if ((Stamp.getDate() > 21) && (20 < time < 30)){
if ((Stamp.getDay() == 5) || (Stamp.getDay() == 6) || (Stamp.getDay() == 0)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "He is risen!";
}
}
}
if ((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 4) {
if (Stamp.getDate() < 26){
if (20 < time < 30){
if ((Stamp.getDay() == 5) || (Stamp.getDay() == 6) || (Stamp.getDay() == 0)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "He is risen!";
}
}
}
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 5) && (Stamp.getDate() > 24)){
if ((Stamp.getDay() == 6) || (Stamp.getDay() == 0) || (Stamp.getDay() == 1)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Have a safe and happy holiday!";
}
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 7) && (1 <= Stamp.getDate())){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Have a Happy and Safe 4th of July";
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 7) && (Stamp.getDate() >= 5)){
holidaytest = "no";
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 9) && (Stamp.getDate() < 8)){
if ((Stamp.getDay() == 6) || (Stamp.getDay() == 0) || (Stamp.getDay() == 1)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Have a safe and happy holiday!";
}
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 10) && (Stamp.getDate() == 31)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Happy Halloween";
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 11) && (21 < Stamp.getDate() < 30)){
if (Stamp.getDay() == 4){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Happy Thanksgiving!";
}
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 12) && (10 <= Stamp.getDate())){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Merry Christmas";
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 12) && (Stamp.getDate() > 25)){
holidaytest = "no";
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 12) && (Stamp.getDate() > 26)){
holidaytest = "yes";
holidaygreeting = "Happy New Year!";
}
if (((Stamp.getMonth()+1) == 1) && (Stamp.getDate() < 2)){
holidaytest = "no";
}
if((today.getHours() >=0) && (today.getHours() <=11)){
if (holidaytest == "yes"){
document.write(holidaygreeting);
}
else{
document.write("Good Morning!");
}
}
if((today.getHours() >=12) && (today.getHours() <=16)){
if (holidaytest == "yes"){
document.write(holidaygreeting);
}
else{
document.write("Good Afternoon!");
}
}
if((today.getHours() >=17) && (today.getHours() <=23)){
if (holidaytest == "yes"){
document.write(holidaygreeting);
}
else{
document.write("Good Evening!");
}
}
// End